Introduction

Ladies, Gentlemen, Internet addicted nerds, Hello! 

Due to a lack of things to do and a want of doing something constructive with my life I have begun a blog. To make things clear I'm no journalist, I failed my English GCSE's! So if your a spelling or grammar Nazi I would suggest you keep your comments to yourself.  

So what will I be writing I heard you ask? Well I'll basically cover anything I that I feel is worthy of discussion, or something that royally pisses me off... I'm a games lover and a fair bit of my posts will have something to do with them I expect. Also a big football fan and have a wide variety of music (so long as its not some sickening pop band with as much talent as a small bag of rocks.)

I'm not sure how frequent my posts will be, and I have no clue whether anyone will give a shit one way or another but hey, let give it a go! 

Rather than me going on and on here are some handy bullet points to let you know what to expect in the future. Get them tattooed to your genitals so you will not forget them!  

• Topics will include games, football, TV and music as well as other general stuff.
• I suck at English due in part to dislexia and part sheer laziness (so deal with it)
• Posts from me will normally be short and sweet as I try not to babble
• I am easily angered and its likely I'll say a fair few vulgar things about people and companies. So please remember all opinions are my own and I really don't care if I offend you.
• Feedback and thoughts welcome so long as they have a point not just "OMG I DON'T LIKE WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT (blah blah blah) 

Think that's it. You can check me out on twitter (@swift_712) and I would like to get a bit of momentum on this so sharing and feedback would be a great help! 

Edit: Oh and as a thank you for any help you may give me, here is a GIF I always laugh at.